Just as the raving pack of LD’s were about to trample poor Woody a new vortex opened in his path and he was once again thrown into the ever-changing whirlwind of time.

…emerging into a…

Black sauna of hell.

Dark, wet and just a little too warm, he thought to himself as he picked himself off the squishy floor. Suddenly Woody could hear a low hiss spreading around the cavernous room he stood in.

A soggy sounding noise stood out from the increasing hiss around him. Woody ran.

His eyes were slowly accustoming to the lack of natural light when…

It stood before him, snapping its head to face the now dumbstruck, trembling toothpick.

Woody could think of only one thing to say as he raised his wooden arms in defiance…

Come HERE you…BITCH!!!

 

 

(Posted for fun on 3DC's Woody Warz gallery)

 

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