The grand tour…
The tour is free as long as you understand that your soul STAYS!!!
…Starting left to right we have a fine Ranxog specimen from Beta IV, the spine quills have been removed for obvious safety reasons. Next is the Neandra-swift from the Qualax system, hideously similar to those sick little…(sorry, I’ll get to them later).
Next is the devilishly humorous, Mirth-monster looking a wee bit angry as usual? Next is the classic Alien invader, minus the inquisitive prodding tools and pale gray skin.
Nestled between the 2 cases is a fine centerpiece for any occasion if you can afford the asking price. That’s correct folks, an original CGT lamp ‘skulpture’. Who knew that when comedian Carrot-Top married HR Giger’s granddaughter they would produce the most prolific artist of the 22nd century…Carrot Rudy Giger-top…who knew.
In the second case, starting from the left, is the ever-popular Ballhead from Cignus-53, the kids swarm over this one. Next up is the well known Troop-dork from LV 427…dorks! The “Uncomprehending mutant” sits next to the dork. Notice that it’s torch-notch is plainly in the forehead NOT the lower jaw as was widely reported for years.
And last and most definitely least, the dreaded scourge of the universe…a HUMAN also known as “Pinheadz-Erectoskulopotross”, undoubtedly the nastiest creature found yet in the 34 known universes.
Now, if you will just step into this next room…